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Thompson and Jones
"I arrived on Yoshi's Island, and what did I see?" The grizzled sea captain snorted. He cast a glance over his drinking partner, causing his glass eye to swivel a few centimetres out of alignment. He did not bother to readjust it.
Aye, you old coot. Youve gotten my attention now, grunted his equally grizzled friend. His hook tapped against the wooden table impatiently. Just tell me what you bloody well saw, rather than bein all mysterious about it.
Im gettin to it, growled Thompson, sending a few spittle-ridden droplets of ale into the air, if youd shut your blasted mouth! Jones smirked in reply, and offered an overly-sarcastic gesture for him to speak. Well then. Thompson took a sip from his tankard and collected himself. You best hold onto your hat, boyo. There be things on that island well, cou
Adapted for Asphalt Jungle Shorts
Tom Jacob - Ewles
Two men at a bus stop, George and Wesley. Wesley has a newspaper beside him.
Wesley is in the middle of lighting a cigarette. He pockets the lighter, takes a drag and exhales. He is content. George observes him, decides to follow suit. He takes out a packet, puts one in his mouth and searches his pockets for a lighter. Doesnt find one.
George: (to Wesley) Scuse me mate, can I get a light?
Wesley looks at him.
Wesley: Hmm (he searches his pockets, pretending not to find a lighter) Sorry mate, came out without one.
Pause. Wesley takes another drag from his cigarette.
Wesley: Didnt come out with one.
Pause. Another drag.
George: Yes you did.
Wesley: No I didnt.
George: You just had one.
Wesley: (Looking around) Who, me?
George: Yeah, you. You just lit that fag.
Wesley: What fag?
George: That fag.
Wesley: Oh. Yeah. I did.
George: And you
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